Season 14 Talk - Keeping Up With The Kardashians

Man, these people have made me so cynical.  

My first thought when I read that Kylie might be pregnant was to envision a family meeting with Kris saying, "Guys, we're fading, we need a big boost, a really big attention getter, to bring the ratings.  I know:  Kylie, you get pregnant, or at least we'll spread the rumor that you're pregnant.  Kim, you talk about how they told you your baby was born dead, and Khloe...let's emphasize that you first heard that Lamar had died.  And I'm counting on all of you to post some really skanky instagrams, lots of tits and ass and pouty implanted lips.  We can pull this off, I know we can.  We Will Be Relevant Again, trust Mommy on this."

ETA:  Can't forget this part.

Mommy Kris:  "You know, it may not be enough to just have family drama.  Let me think...how about if someone comes into a DASH store with a gun?  Hmm, might still not be enough.  Let's have them come back later with a machete.  Sound good?  And probably they should threaten to kill some Kardashians, yeh, that should do it.  You don't think it's too close to the new show, do you?  Nah, the public will never put that together, it's all just too slick and believable."

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